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Kevin's Shit Smear Incident
Poor Kevin.  He trod in dog poo in the way to University, and it clung to his shoe.  During the bus ride, the hapless chap unknowingly ground the dog-shit into his bag, that was resting by his feet.  Twas only during the exciting 'Bus Ops with Helen _Boddingtons_ Heyes', lesson that he realised something was amiss.......... the fool stench of raw-shite!
Here we see Kevin, during the intermission, approaching Andy for the use of his deodorant to mask the smell of his shit-smeared bag.  The unfortunate result was an even-worse smell of shite mixed with over-scented bag material.
Kev then decided to cut his loses and go home at this point, rather than becoming infamous as, 'that guy that smells of shit and perfume'.